| WOW! I haven't posted since August. I completely forgot this account existed. |
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| So we have the internet back up and working, maybe I'll actually start posting on xanga again. We'll see. |
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| Well I have done it. What is it you ask. Here are 2 clues for you.
1. Follicly Enhanced Molder of Clay
2. "Waiter, I'll take the bird that rises from it's ashes please."
Ok, if you figured it out, it might not be that big of a deal to you, but it was for me.....SO BACK OFF!!! |
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| I know I haven't posted anything for awhile(and if ellen says it one more time I'm gonna chop off her left ring finge so that she can't type the letter x, therefore stopping her from posting on xanga). I'm in the middle of something very shocking right now. I can't tell you what it is until I finish it. However you all may feel free to guess. |
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| Well I've been awol the last couple of weeks. My sister was home from Puerto Rico for a couple of weeks, and I was on vacation. She brought home her "boyfriend" to meet the family and to preach in our church a week ago Sunday. He did a good job, but afterwards came the trouble. We had a pot luck after service and he asked if he could pray for the dinner and say a few words after that. So he prays, and then proceeds to drop to his knee and pull a ring out of his suit jacket and propose in front of the whole church. Well before she could say yes, I ran in like a flash and kicked him in the head, then proceeded to scream at him like like I was a 9 foot gorilla. Ok, end of my Andy Richter saves the world moment. I actually took a picture as it was happening and was very happy for both of them. But if I would have wanted to kick him in the head at that moment, I would have been entitled to(according to article 4, section 9 of the big brother code..........remember that Andrew, it's to late to kick me in the head, but whoever Ellen brings around is fair game for you). Anyway it was just an all around good vacation, I moved, caught a bunch of fish, slept in, went to mackinaw island, started learning photoshop, got herpes. Just your average week off(except the maybe the moving...........I mean getting herpes..........I mean I don't have herpes..........wait, then why does it burn so bad........I mean there's no burning). Glad to be back in Xangaland. |
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